Welcome to the Submandate-Gamma Committee, where we've taken the art of doing nothing and made it an official government agency.
We've been tasked with investigating the intricacies of circular-logic theory, and we've come to some very interesting conclusions.
Our team of experts has spent years studying the art of saying "it's not my job" and "that's not what I meant to say," and we're proud to say that we're still not done.
Check out our latest press releases for more information on our groundbreaking research and findings.
Or, if you're feeling brave, take a look at our meeting minutes, where you can read about the thrilling discussions we've had about nothing in particular.